Monday, January 12, 2009

I am a Carbon MACHINE


Your footprint is 33.92 tonnes per year
The average footprint for people in United States is 20.40 tonnes
The average for the industrial nations is about 11 tonnes
The average worldwide carbon footprint is about 4 tonnes
The worldwide target to combat climate change is 2 tonnes
That is awesome!!! I am finally above average. Thank you Al Gore.
Go here to calculate your footprint.

My son, the monkey boy

So Aaron, the elder of my two ankle biters, has learned a new trick. It's called, "Let's see how strong the old man's ticker is".

Saturday, as I was finishing feeding his little brother, I heard Aaron wake up from his afternoon nap. No problem. Put Johna-brat in the swing, get a sippy cup of juice ready, grab a butt-cover and some wipes, head in there and retrieve him. Standard.

However, today Aaron decides that Standard just ain't quick enough.

He takes it upon himself to climb the rail of his crib and gracefully lower himself to the floor for playtime.

Ain't much grace in an 18-month old.

KER-THUMP "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Let the Tachycardia begin.

I tear through the house, thanking my stars that it is a small house, and burst through the door of the nursery.

Only to see him standing there, shaken but unharmed, screaming his head off, looking at the crib like it was to blame for his current predicament.

No blood, nothing broken, not even a bruise. After about 2 minutes of Daddy shushing and cooing, he is his normal bumblebee self, ready to move on.


I did notice however that this morning when I went in to get him up and ready to head for the sitters that he did not want anything to do with rails on his crib. Instead he was standing in the middle, arms outstretched as if to say, "Daddy, I think you should handle the extraction this time, I seem to have flubbed it rather badly on my last attempt."

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

XiCar.......Cigars?

Cigar: XiCar Defiance
Drink: Generic Gas Station Coffee

Smoked one of these while on my way to a customer site this morning. (Yes, I am blogging from that site, waiting on a tech to pull a wire) I have been holding comment on these cigars until I had a few under my belt, and I have to say not too bad. Nice spice on the tongue, to the point where you don't want to be drinking a carbonated beverage while smoking one. Trust me. It gets a little unpleasant. Very pronounced flavor to go along with it. If your tobacconist has these, go ahead and pick up a box. The free cutter is just icing on the cake.

About the coffee: blech

Monday, January 5, 2009

In other news

I will be updating this blog on a more regular basis. There is a lot going on right now that I am hesitant to discuss in open format at this time. Hopefully I will be able to update my reader(I know, I am being over optimistic in assume that anyone reads this) on a major change in my life soon.

Come meet the New boss

To steal a format and line from Glenn (hope ya don't mind):

They told me if I voted for McCain that the e-e-e-e-ebil tax breaks for e-e-e-e-e-bil corporations would get bigger.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Road Bloggin.....

Cigar: Autumn Collection 2008 by Rocky Patel
Drink: Stella Artois


So, here I sit in Tampa, FL. Cigar sub-capital of the country. (I figure Miami MAY have a larger portion of the Cigar culture, but not by much)

And I don't have time to hit ANY of the factories in Ybor.

Cryin' farkin' shame if you ask me.

I did find a couple of decent cigar shops. One of which I am writing this from. Tampa Humidors on Busch Boulevard. Great humidor, excellent beer selection, and free wi-fi.....what more do you need.

Trying a new one today by the way.

About the cigar:

Nice. Very mild. Just what I needed this evening. Goes well with the beer, but would probably be overpowered by anything stronger. Very earthy with a strong hint of, well, Autumn. Seriously, it has an aroma and flavor that are very reminicent of a wall through a forest in early fall.

Good job on this one Rocky.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Stay Tuned.....

Work is finally slowing down and this blog will be resurrected soon.